April 14th, 2017
April 14th, 2017
14 Apr 2017 · page 692 of 1306

Y'all can do better than that, c'mon

Cast: Benjamin Thackerey, Heinrich Wolfe, Sidney Malik, The Butler, Verity Cunningham

Comments (25)

  • Moe Lane 9 years ago archived

    Well, at least they're working the problem.

  • Me-me 9 years ago archived

    They kinda lucked out with the first few sabotages, didn't they?

  • Ghostdanser 9 years ago archived

    Half a plan is better than 12% of a plan.

    • Frankie D. 9 years ago archived

      Which is better than 6% of a plan,

      Which is better than nooooone..

      • Moe Lane 9 years ago archived

        Any plan can be completed by adding one sentence: "When in doubt, improvise."

        • BrokenEye 9 years ago archived

          Actually, forget the plan and skip straight to the improvising, and then later claim that whatever improbable hijinks you eventually wound up engaging in were your original plan the whole time. It works for Indiana Jones.

          • Moe Lane 9 years ago archived

            Wait, I thought that that was the basic rule of gamemastering.

            • Skylark Landing 9 years ago archived

              The basic rule of gamemastering is you make a detailed plan, then the PCs make you throw it completely out the window.

  • Brother Nightmare 9 years ago archived

    Oh, half-plans, I love half-plans, it's fun half-plan fun time! They always work so nicely after all.

    • das-g 9 years ago archived

      And if a half-plan only works partially, you can still claim it worked just as planned. :-P

  • Emily 9 years ago archived

    Ben is doing a lot better this time around - instead of succumbing to the effects of the Deadly, he's the one with the (half) plan. Go Ben!

    • Fairportfan 9 years ago archived

      Hey, everybody has a part to play.

    • non_canon 9 years ago archived

      Considering how he felt about his part in the last encounter, I would not be surprised at all to learn that he's thinking of being the "someone" in their current plan.

      • Ocean Burning. 9 years ago archived

        This is the life of Ben: You are not imaginative enough to come up with a good, convincing plan that anyone is excited about. But if your plan is the only plan there is, you will carry it forward with grim determination.

    • threadweaver 9 years ago archived

      Perhaps he's just hungry to prove his worth.


      ;)

  • Sturzkampf 9 years ago archived

    Mr Thackerey: "We could disguise someone as one the waiters..."

    Herr Wolfe: "Ah, this seems a little dangerous."

    Mr Malik: "Why are you all looking at me like that?"

    • Emily 9 years ago archived

      Having Sid be the one in disguise sounds even more dangerous - as soon as he got nervous, he'd probably break character and start babbling about something!

  • Haven 9 years ago archived

    It may have been summoned to take the best bakers, but Gluttony itself strikes me as pretty indiscriminate.

    • AJ 9 years ago archived

      C. S. Lewis described what he called the "gluttony of delicacy" which was basically being the pickiest eater. It made a good deal of sense to me. Gluttony is defined as "greed or excess in eating" and being picky is certainly a form of food-greed.

  • CyberSkull 9 years ago archived

    Half a plan: probably worse than none.

  • Tsapki 9 years ago archived

    Oh dear, this reminds me a bit of a starter quest in Runescape where you need to make a disgustingly sickening pie and dress and spice it up enough that your victim can't tell until they're too deep in the pie to realize how awful it is. I am fairly sure it included a crayfish soaked in compost, a potato festooned with dirt and animal fur from a burrow, and milled grubs and worms mixed into the flour.

  • Sandra Wade 9 years ago archived

    Love the detail with the shaking. Trying not to eat the food while having to carry it out of there must be so hard considering he hasn't been allowed to eat in who knows how long

  • Rulebook Lawyer 9 years ago archived

    "I said it was a plan...

    I didn't say it was a good plan."

  • Norman Perrin 9 years ago archived

    I have a hunch that Mr. Gula is key to defeating Gluttony.

  • R. A. Meenan 9 years ago archived

    That is most definitely not Mr. Gula... I don't know if he ever got a name honestly.

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