December 10th, 2025
December 10th, 2025
10 Dec 2025 · page 1271 of 1306

Like being bitten by a golden retriever.


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Cast: Blake Thackerey, Bryony Thackerey, Heinrich Wolfe

Comments (44)

  • Sturzkampf 11 months ago archived

    I have the horrible suspicion that B&B will take it out on Eliza and Will.

    • Fairportfan 11 months ago archived

      If they try to, it will backfire on them like everything else today.

      • Sturzkampf 11 months ago archived

        They aren’t going to forget this. They will spend the rest of their lives doing everything in their power to undermine The Witch of Widdershins and their perfidious brother. Not to mention the tales they will tell on Ben to their parents to alienate him from the rest of his family.

  • Griso 11 months ago archived

    Zathras diplomacy!

  • NCDavid33 11 months ago archived

    And Wolfe to the “rescue".” I do think the word “threaten” was correct in this case.

    • Swagner 11 months ago archived

      “Blackmail” might have been more precise, but “threaten” isn’t wrong per se.

  • Kactus 11 months ago archived

    I love him so much XD

  • kuku 11 months ago archived

    The politest blackmailer ever!

  • EnchantressEmily 11 months ago archived

    Only Wolfe would go “Pardon me, do you have a moment to be threatened? 💖”

    • Grendelkin 11 months ago archived

      Well no, not the only one. But he is one of the most pleasant among those who would. 😉

      • UnboundMotion 10 months ago archived

        He’s the only one who can pull it off like that anyway

    • Zero 5 months ago archived

      That’s also a very polite way of saying he doesn’t want to see them again.

  • RedTech 11 months ago archived

    Wolfe only needs a little favor, between friends, right? We're all friends here in this dark alley with no witnesses, right? No need to make a scene.


    Right?


    Always beware the kind, patient ones. You don't often survive their anger unscathed.

  • Fairportfan 11 months ago archived

    So what's happening in the Pacific {where it should probably be night, BTW}?


    Also, i like the being-bitten-by-a-normally-nonaggressive-doggie image, but i would select a St Bernard to refer to, as a Saint is significantly larger and would do more damage with one chomp…

    • Kate Ashwin 11 months ago archived

      yeah i realised it should be night at nyree’s place a few years back but it was too late by then! doesn’t really matter anyway

      • JoB 11 months ago archived

        Well, that cosy little island could easily be a volcanic one, soooo …

      • Sturzkampf 11 months ago archived

        Witches don’t take notice of other people’s rules. If she wants it to be daytime, it is daytime.

    • CamiSu 11 months ago archived

      Kissing, and suchlike

  • Nightsbridge 11 months ago archived

    And those BLUSHES too. The twins are going to have some very odd dreams tonight I think.

  • Liz 11 months ago archived

    That was the politest threatening ever.

  • Grendelkin 11 months ago archived

    Ah, Herr Wolfe. ^_^ I believe the word you are looking for here is “blackmail”. And you may have an unsuspected talent for it.


    With that being said… Miss Ashwin, am I wrong in assuming the Twin Twits got their shiny degrees mainly through nepotism and bribery, whereas Ben legitimately worked his butt off for his?

    • Tirus Rhokin 11 months ago archived

      Wolfe is a man of many talents.

    • Kate Ashwin 11 months ago archived

      i think i’ve mentioned before that people just have varying levels of ability to tap into it, and they’re just naturally pretty good at it, where ben isn’t. so not so much nepotism, moreso sheer good luck! and yes ben absolutely worked 10x harder, have no doubt

      • Grendelkin 11 months ago archived

        They may have won the genetic lottery, but it seems to me they’ve been coasting on that luck, fueled by arrogance. And now, Karma is presenting one bill after another, whereas Ben’s sincere effort is finally paying off. :D

        • baronhaynes 11 months ago archived

          They’re an interesting contrast to Sid, in a way. He also kind of coasted on natural ability and didn’t apply himself in school, but he has a genuine curiosity and knack for dealing with spirits, a good heart, and good friendships, which makes a big difference.

          • Grendelkin 11 months ago archived

            I thought Sid’s heart just wasn’t in the whole university scene. That he loved stage magic more than wizard magic, and that’s why he didn’t apply himself to his studies. It’s different from the Twin Twits, who are so proud of being “best”.

        • Luke Slater 10 months ago archived

          I think it’s not so much the genetic lottery as a knack for giving the correct answer, while Ben would always have given the right answer. As illustration, the correct answer might be ‘the crown maintains the stability of the realm’, while the right answer would be ‘that crown isn’t magic.’ One of them gets you good marks, the other has no virtue or value beyond being the truth.

    • Luke Slater 11 months ago archived

      “Blackmail is an ugly word. Accurate, but ugly.”

  • baronhaynes 11 months ago archived

    Not the first time Wolfe has said exactly what he means and then played it off as unfamiliarity with English. https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/july-25th-2014

  • Salty 11 months ago archived

    Oh, I see the twins are bisexual too.

  • Kosh 11 months ago archived

    I love the “I hope that we shall not have to meet again.”

  • Joe Crow 11 months ago archived

    That’s got a very ‘Giles talking to Principal Snyder “Would you like me to convince you?”’ vibe, dunnit?

  • Armadillo 11 months ago archived

    We must always remember that the only reason Wolfe is not the most dangerous member of the cast is because he does not wish to be.

    • Ganurath 11 months ago archived

      Wolfe is always polite and usually nice.

    • Lyra S 11 months ago archived

      I’m reminded of a quote from the Kingkiller Chronicles “…The wise fear the anger of a gentle man....”

      • Ed Rhodes 10 months ago archived

        Or, in “Doctor Who;” “Demon’s run, when a good man goes to war!”

  • Glotos 11 months ago archived

    “Now, if you will excuse me, I need to see if I am to be kidnapped again…”

  • Darkoneko 11 months ago archived

    Enjoy !

  • Shooba Queen 11 months ago archived

    YAAAAAAAS this page is BEAUTIFUL thank you Wolfe

  • Sturzkampf 11 months ago archived

    Stolen Crown? Fake News!

  • EnchantressEmily 11 months ago archived

    I had a dream last night where @KateDrawsComics started responding to comments with reaction images of Nyree. When someone made a comment that was apparently too spoilery, the image (Nyree grinning and holding her hand over her eyes) was positioned so that it covered most of the text.

    • Kate Ashwin 10 months ago archived

      haha, that is a very cool effect that i wish i could achieve!

  • Chris 10 months ago archived

    I remember a line from one of Terry Pratchett’s earlier stories ‘Final Reward’ in which a writer meets the Barbarian character he killed off. When the writer grows tired of him, he has the idea of just retconning his death but the Barbarian stops him, gently, but firmly placing his hand on the writer’s shoulder, “much like an industrial clamp that bends steel would hold an egg”.

  • bagodyce 10 months ago archived

    I love it when Wolfe gets to be threatening

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