January 18th, 2022
January 18th, 2022
18 Jan 2022 · page 1096 of 1306

She means Act Three. Very easy mistake to make.

Cast: Doris The False Maid, Lei Feng, Verity Cunningham

Comments (30)

  • Fairportfan 4 years ago archived

    Let's di-di RIGHT NOW!

  • Sturzkampf 4 years ago archived

    Tut tut. First it was Verity’s knee and now it’s a torrent of foul language.

  • BrokenEye 4 years ago archived

    I can't help but notice that you didn't also deny being a fox.

  • ShadeTail 4 years ago archived

    Whelp. Those of you who said drugged Doris was looking very comfortable in Tim's arms back then...


    You called it.

  • Fairportfan 4 years ago archived

    Panel 3: BOTH of the expressions! Particularly Verity looking off and "foof"ing some hair off her face...


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  • Emily 4 years ago archived

    I love Lei and Vee's matching expressions of alarm in the last panel.

    • Sturzkampf 4 years ago archived

      They have many talents but they'll never be any good at poker.

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 4 years ago archived

    "mean owt" ?

    • kuku 4 years ago archived

      I think owt is dialect for anything. Not sure what dialect, I'm not British. A northern one, I think - reminds me of "The Secret Garden."

    • someonenamedgem 4 years ago archived

      nowt = nought = nothing

      owt = ought = anything


      at least, that's what I'm guessing. i find the english to be inexplicable

      • JWLM 4 years ago archived

        You're dead on for nowt. 'Owt' is actually aught, not ought -- they're pronounced the same way, but aught means "some/something/anything".


        Most languages have evolved, partly by borrowing words. English emerged full-formed from the brow of Xaos. It evolves by mugging other languages in alleyways and stealing all their best words.

        • JWLM 4 years ago archived

          Although, to be fair, aught and ought are actually derived from Anglo-Saxon by way of Middle English. Oddly, they're actually words with a long history in English.

          • someonenamedgem 4 years ago archived

            i ought to have known that i don't know aught about naught, y'know?

    • Sturzkampf 4 years ago archived

      'Does that mean anything to you'? Sounds like Yorkshire or Lancashire.

  • Tyler Shelton 4 years ago archived

    Looking forward to seeing her tag promoted from "Doris the False Maid" to "Doris the Real Mrs. Chiang"

  • Sorlian 4 years ago archived

    Perhaps it is Phase 2, act 3? Or Act 3, Phase 2? These plots can get convoluted!

  • Steve Shipway 4 years ago archived

    Doris' accent seems to swerve violently between East London and Yorkshire by was of the West country. I'd have expected a bit more 'thee' and 'aye' (and 'lass' instead of 'wench') if it were full Yorkshire, though.

    • Jasmine 4 years ago archived

      Well, Doris is a bit mad at them, so calling them wenches is fitting either way, I would think. She might have used the word lass if they were on better terms (and they hadn't previously knocked her unconscious)

    • JWLM 4 years ago archived

      I'm not a student of English dialects, but I'd bet that 'wench' is probably universal, at least in some form. Just like aught/owt and naught/nowt, wench is from old English by way of middle English.

  • Steve Shipway 4 years ago archived

    You can get more Yorkshire accent than you can handle on "Last of the Summer Wine"

    (Tha can get more o' tha Yorkshire accent than tha cn' tek ere)


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  • someone 4 years ago archived

    I briefly thought she was wearing a kippah in panel 3, but it was just a cloud of steam.

  • DataProwler Netizen 4 years ago archived

    I LIKE her!

  • Blablablird 4 years ago archived

    I'm reading Doris's accent as Yorkshire or thereabouts, am I right? Or I'm way off and it's Cockney?

    • Kate A 4 years ago archived

      yeah, yorkshire :)

  • Venture 4 years ago archived

    Woooooooooh this is a really really good webcomic. Just hit the end, time to wait.

    • Kate A 4 years ago archived

      aw thanks, glad you enjoyed it :3

  • codebracker 4 years ago archived

    Wel phase 1 was teleporting to the location of the non-anchor.

    I'm guessing phase 2 is activating the door to the anchor? Possibly opening the Door?

  • Fairportfan 4 years ago archived

    Maybe i missed something, but it seems as if there should be a new comic?


    Hope nothing's wrong...

    • Kate A 4 years ago archived

      it's late cus its a big busy page, i mentioned it on twitter. my apologies

      • Fairportfan 4 years ago archived

        No prob.


        I don't do Twitter, so...


        ====================


        "Big busy page"?


        Puts me in mind of that chase through the castle in Darken...

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