July 12th, 2019
July 12th, 2019
12 Jul 2019 · page 912 of 1306

Guilty! Of the crime of Shoving.

Cast: Dr Esther Flack, George Knott, Robert Hackett, Vincent Knott, Will Sharpe

Comments (62)

  • ghosty 7 years ago archived

    i hope everything in her handbag is getting absolutely drenched. her foam capsule dinos are RUINED

    • Archangel 7 years ago archived

      Been a while since anyone's made me spit-take at work. Bravo. <3

      • Norman Perrin 7 years ago archived

        Sharpe is eying Flack's bag.

        • Ganurath 7 years ago archived

          Sharpe eyes note the win condition to save both himself AND the guy that likes him.

    • Tamisin731 7 years ago archived

      Foam capsule dinos? That's the first thing you think of?! I love it! Let me pick your brain!

    • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

      I'm now picturing an alternate (?) ending where they burst out of her purse and attack her in a rage at their imprisonment!

  • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

    Don't listen to her! Once it's revealed that it's not you on the end of the rope, you'll be a wanted fugitive for crimes against magic and murdering Vincent.

    Although, swapping places with the hangman so he is hanged while you escape will make you a folk-hero for ever. Will Sharpe, the man they couldn't hang.

    • Nah 7 years ago archived

      Honestly it might make future hangmen afraid to work on him because they'll probably think he did it with magic and how can the average hangman fight that?

      • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

        Fairport Convention will do a concept album about you! Mel Gibson will play you in the film! I'm starting to like the sound of this!

        • Archangel 7 years ago archived

          Except for the tortured conscience part. Remember that's his crush up there (or a mate, at the very least).

          • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

            Tortured conscience and being played by Mel Gibson, in particular. :shudder:

  • Sighted Sea 7 years ago archived

    Too bad he can't punch her with his free arm in a sling. This would be a perfect time for it.

    • brushtail 7 years ago archived

      You can punch someone when you have a broken arm, just be ready for it to hurt you too.

      • Xanyo 7 years ago archived

        Ooh! Punch anyone! Just start a riot!

    • Pat 7 years ago archived

      He could also kick her.

      • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

        A Glasgow kiss? His skull is thick enough.

  • Nah 7 years ago archived

    I mean, I get that she's just trying to get him to run off without turning her in but as dumb as he is he must know they will undress the body at some point and they'll figure out it's not him. Tho I guess depending on how long that took he'd just have the chance for a head start out of town.

  • Kactus 7 years ago archived

    I hope that's his ticket to stop all this that he spotted in her handbag!

    • =Tamar 7 years ago archived

      It looks like papers - probably the paper he wrote. The "crimes" have been announced and the big one is the Loss of a Magical Paper. But if it's now Found, could that interfere with events? Maybe he should just yell Quiescete - that whole crowd behaves as though they were Flacked.

      • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

        "that whole crowd behaves as though they were Flacked."


        Someone has a great deal of faith in humanity, to assume such bloodthirstiness in a crowd must be the result of some external compulsion.

        • =Tamar 7 years ago archived

          Historically, mobs have been that bad without magical compulsion, but have they been that way in the context of this story?

          She has Flacked groups before, just on the chance that they might encounter Will. We saw it with the students and with the cleaning staff. Once unFlacked, the students forgot all about the people they had been attacking. I begin to wonder how long ago Flack chose Will as her scapegoat.

  • dud 7 years ago archived

    George puts the knot at the back of the neck so; despite the high platform and the trapdoor, this is the older style short drop where, instead of snapping the neck, the victim strangles.


    Unpleasant and usually messy.

    • Jess-a-men 7 years ago archived

      But more chances for a dramatic last-second rope-cut rescue

    • Archangel 7 years ago archived

      If execution-craft is the same in this universe as our own, he should be using the side-of-the-neck positioning.


      My best guess is that Kate didn't know this was a thing until all of us said things.


      Yes, Kate, the position of the knot, the length of the rope, and some other factors all gravely affect how hanging works. I can explain if you want.

      • Norman Perrin 7 years ago archived

        It does take a while to get the hang of it.

        • Archangel 7 years ago archived

          Why are you still hanging around?

          • Norman Perrin 7 years ago archived

            Haven't reached the end of my rope yet.

            Rope, like a good plot, has a good twist.

      • Kate A 7 years ago archived

        i know, i read an entire biography of billington before i wrote this one. what fits into the panel's composition is more important than accuracy though :)

        • Archangel 7 years ago archived

          As a trained historian, I am obligated to say: BLASPHEMY! XD


          That said, it's your comic, M'lady. <3

        • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

          Never let inconvenient facts get in the way of a good story.

        • Radiance 7 years ago archived

          The rope is imbued with the spirit of "making it a better idea to tie it this way".

      • Pat 7 years ago archived

        "gravely"

        • Archangel 7 years ago archived

          Oh zark, I didn't realize. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa everyone. Pun not intended.

    • Egregious Charles 7 years ago archived

      Snapping the neck normally produces paralysis (and stops breathing); the victim strangles either way, but doesn't struggle with a broken neck. Also a broken neck really hurts, so it's really about making it look cleaner for the crowd. The hood was so no one could see the agonized faces the victim was making.

  • Heylir 7 years ago archived

    I wonder if Eliza's gun is in Flack's bag, too...

  • Stephen Riggs 7 years ago archived

    How about we put HER in that noose?

  • Tamira 7 years ago archived

    Oh, flack you, you first grade rotten villain >:(

  • Emily 7 years ago archived

    Start yelling, Will! You're close enough to the front now that George might actually hear you. (And Knotty might hear you, too - he needs all the hope he can get, especially since he doesn't know that you and Eliza survived the fall.)

    • Archangel 7 years ago archived

      Don't count on it. Executions were public entertainment back in the day, and crowds got rowdy.

      • Emily 7 years ago archived

        Yes, the rowdiness of the crowd has been evident on this page and the last one. My point was that there’s only one row of people between Will and the platform, so he’d have a better chance of being heard than Eliza did at the back of the crowd.

  • Luces 7 years ago archived

    You definitely got a hand with cliffhangers!

  • Amy 7 years ago archived

    Man, I know this isn't the point of this page, but Flack is STRONG. She's been shown easily overpowering both Knotty and Sharpe now. I almost wonder if it's magic, but imbuings are emotion-based, and I don't think "totally ripped" is an emotion... she must have some serious muscles hiding under those sleeves.

    • Ikiry0 7 years ago archived

      I mean, to be fair, I don't think you need to be very strong to overpower Knotty. Sharpe on the other hand, a bit more so.

      • Xanyo 7 years ago archived

        Well, at least right now Sharpe is down a hand.

        • Pat 7 years ago archived

          So was Knotty.

          Also she really screwed that up, attempting to handle him with one arm while also doing other things.

    • Brilliand 7 years ago archived

      Well, if you can imbue a train with "impatience" to make it go faster, why not imbue your arms with "stubbornness" to make your grip stronger?

      • Ganurath 7 years ago archived

        I think "possessiveness" might be more suited to a stronger, more controlling grip.

    • Theynamok 7 years ago archived

      She really is! That move she's doing in the fourth panel is kind of scary.

      • Darkening 7 years ago archived

        Yes... she completely flips her hand around between panel 3 and 4, then flips it around again in the last panel... That's some fast hands lol.

  • threadweaver 7 years ago archived

    No! He has to get up there, or Knotty's name might never appear in the chapter tags again!!

    • Xanyo 7 years ago archived

      Except in flashbacks.


      What a fate, to be eternally confined to flashbacks.

      • esf 7 years ago archived

        The eventual fate of us all

        • Pat 7 years ago archived

          Please don't say it like that.

  • D. Schwartz 7 years ago archived

    She's just so delightfully evil.

  • Eva Schiffer 7 years ago archived

    I see he's focused on the right thing (not her distraction).

  • Heylir 7 years ago archived

    For a change, Flack doesn't hold her "fan".

    • Pat 7 years ago archived

      She learned her lesson about dual-wielding weapons while also grappling.

  • Xanyo 7 years ago archived

    Ma'am, you are literally holding the documents which, if produced, would clear his name in a much cleaner (morally speaking) fashion.

  • Ryan B 7 years ago archived

    Ugh! Just... stop being so evil!

  • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

    Can somebody please just punch her already?

  • flipwizard 7 years ago archived

    Wow, saying she underestimated him and then continuing to underestimate him in the same villainous monologue

  • DataProwler Netizen 7 years ago archived

    Yoink!

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