June 20th, 2014
June 20th, 2014
21 Jun 2014 · page 380 of 1306

Guy's gonna have trouble with the specials board from now.

Cast: Dominik Voss

Comments (39)

  • Me-me 12 years ago archived

    Hang on... he got the ability to speak a language without getting the ability to read and write? Did he even get the ability to write just then?

    • Valerie Kaplan 12 years ago archived

      If not, that would in theory leave the waiter with the ability to write but not read... which raises the interesting question of whether that is in any way possible.

      • DaintyMorsel 12 years ago archived

        Considering how language related disorders like aphasia work, it may very well be possible.


        (Link for the curious: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi... "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphasia)")

      • Jerden 12 years ago archived

        I think he'd be able to write it, but unable to understand what he'd just written if he came back to it later.

      • BrokenEye 12 years ago archived

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    • Kenneth Raymond 12 years ago archived

      Probably more like he learned how to speak English from someone illiterate. And now he has literacy!

      • Jerden 12 years ago archived

        Or just forgot to take their ability to read English. Which would be nicer.

    • Kate A 12 years ago archived

      It's a different skill! Mal can't read or write either, remember?

      • svartalf 12 years ago archived

        Heh... Going to be a bit interesting, I think. Mal's got few "skills" and one inherent ability. In fact, I'm looking forward to how this arc plays out- Chekov's Gun and all... >:-D

        • BrokenEye 12 years ago archived

          He stole Chekhov's gun too? Bastard!

    • alex 12 years ago archived

      speaking a language dose not mean you can read and write it heck some languages don't even have a written form, we are born with vocal cords, we are not born with a pen and paper, speaking and writing are in different parts of the brain as well, so its not that hard to believe that he has to get each skill separate, he may also only be able to take one skill per person, hence why he had the ability to speak English but not read it.

    • billydaking 12 years ago archived

      Learning to speak in a language and learning to read or write in a language are two different things. Which is why you can speak when you first attend school...where you learn how to read and write.

  • rhapsha 12 years ago archived

    Oh dear, Voss still doesn't plan ahead very well. He probably shouldn't anger his meal ticket, and he probably should minimize his talent theft in a town filled with wizards.

    • GristleMcNerd 12 years ago archived

      Maybe he should've stolen the talents of someone with brains...

      • okapi 12 years ago archived

        can't solve the problem if you can't see it!

  • Cooper 12 years ago archived

    You know a spirit is serious when it starts using capslock.

  • Threnodi 12 years ago archived

    Oh, is that Envy's bauble on the eye patch? Poor waiter! At least he can still speak.

  • jat 12 years ago archived

    Man think of all the lives he's ruined over three years...

  • Bob McBob 12 years ago archived

    Anyone want to guess who Envy's friends are and, more importantly, why he's so eager to see them.

    • D. Schwartz 12 years ago archived

      Or are they "friends".

    • svartalf 12 years ago archived

      They're the rest of the loose deadlies (and we've got Greed, Sloth, Pride, and Gluttony loose in some manner...)

  • Red Admiral 12 years ago archived

    Really hoping all the talent goes back to its proper owners after he is separated from envy. I imagine a nervous breakdown will follow.

    • svartalf 12 years ago archived

      Would be fitting...

  • DocHarleen 12 years ago archived

    He spoke in that font until he jumped into Voss's eye. (Well, there's a sentence that's never been typed before.)

  • McFrugal 12 years ago archived

    Wow, Envy must be sick and tired of Voss faffing about for three years, and now even when they're finally here he's still faffing about.

  • Michael Brewer 12 years ago archived

    I'm curious how this would have played out, if he hadn't gotten the newspaper just now. Clearly, he's going to read about Wolfe and company and hijinks will ensue, but, if he hadn't, it seems likely that he'd have spent the day relaxing, then gone on a tour of the city tomorrow, including the anchor point (which is presumably where Envy wants to go) and then released Envy and ...well, whatever it is they're trying to do would have progressed further.


    I confess to being curious what Lust and Wrath will be like. Perhaps Lust will finally get Sid and Harry to go on a date.

    • GristleMcNerd 12 years ago archived

      One can only hope...

    • Bag o Dyce 1 year ago archived

      Something like that….

  • Flakes 12 years ago archived

    I love this comic!

    What a lot of effort it must have taken to get so good...

  • Dragon 12 years ago archived

    I would literally stab him in the face with a fork if he took away my ability to read. That poor guy.

    • ShakeJake 11 years ago archived

      The problem is that you don't notice.

  • BrokenEye 12 years ago archived

    I stand corrected. It is an eyevpatch.

  • TheGorram Batguy 12 years ago archived

    You know, I'm trying to figure out how he got so wealthy. If his only power is stealing talents, and not material things, he must have spent some time doing something to "earn" all that money. What could it be? Somehow I doubt playing the guitar on street corners would do the job.

    • Wechselstrom 12 years ago archived

      He could've stolen the ability to bargain off of some rich person... and then used that skill against them to get all their money.

      • GristleMcNerd 12 years ago archived

        My guess? Gambling. Stole some card sharks' "luck", then their money.

        • ShadeTail 12 years ago archived

          Why just one or the other? It could be both, and more besides. Voss is pretty much a jack-of-all-trades now.

          • GristleMcNerd 12 years ago archived

            True... he just seems like the kind of guy who'd be attracted to the "glamour" of high-stakes gambling. Of course he likely wouldn't be above general con artistry.

  • This guy 8 years ago archived

    He couldn't read this entire time?

    How the hell did he get on the right train?

    Didn't we just see him sign a contract for the military?

  • Chiara Scionti 5 years ago archived

    Wow, he's just... the worst.

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