November 11th, 2016
November 11th, 2016
11 Nov 2016 · page 650 of 1306

Cast: Benjamin Thackerey, Heinrich Wolfe, Sidney Malik, Verity Cunningham

Comments (48)

  • Kaunisenkeli 10 years ago archived

    Yup. Music soothes the savage beast, but Wolfe's musics calms the effects of Wrath. :D

    • BrokenEye 9 years ago archived

      Music nothing. Wolfe soothes the savage beast.

  • Hogan 10 years ago archived

    Quite brilliant, yes :-)

  • Ghostdanser 10 years ago archived

    So...we fight Violence with Violins...works for me. (Yep...I will be PUNished for that.)

    • Maria Gerasimova 10 years ago archived

      Good one is not to be punished :)

    • evilvillain 10 years ago archived

      Indeed, Violence begets Violins, as anger begets an augury and prophets beget profits.

      • JWLM 9 years ago archived

        "We're keeping a very small prophet //

        A prophet who brings us unbounded returns."


        -- "My name is John Wellington Wells", from Gilbert and Sullivan's The Sorcerer

    • Alex Hollins 9 years ago archived

      At least we don't have any brass to go with it. Gratuitous Sax would just ruin the comic.

    • svartalf 9 years ago archived

      At least they're not trying to use Whirled Peas...

    • Doctor_Seuth 9 years ago archived

      Apparently. And since they ARE British, if they were to whip up a nice hot cuppa then they could mix the Police Violins with some Police Brewtality and that mob won't stand a chance...

  • Maria Gerasimova 10 years ago archived

    Loudness, perhaps? :)

    • BrokenEye 9 years ago archived

      They've summoned the spirit of Brian Blessed

  • AJ 10 years ago archived

    Vee DOESN'T EVEN KNOW!

  • SomeGuy411 10 years ago archived

    Given the colour and the effect, I think it's no stretch to think it's imbued with envy. After all, if you're loud enough, EVERYONE pays attention

    • Marvelous TK 10 years ago archived

      But using the Deadlies isn't something done lightly - hex, Benji was appalled at the casual use of Hunger, for how close it was to Gluttony, and his summoning of Sloth for Ms. Fairbairn was for a politician he trusted who had the proper forms. Using a Deadly for a loudspeaker seems... unlikely.


      ... do - do people not usually remember small lines of dialogues from four years ago

      • SomeGuy411 9 years ago archived

        Just because it's not something usually done lightly doesn't mean that power won't be used in....less than rational situations. You're right though, it's probably a lesser, related aspect, although a likely candidate eludes me.

  • kuku 10 years ago archived

    Yay! Wolfe for everyone! This is when it's good to have a Wolfe at the door.

  • Sturzkampf 10 years ago archived

    Ah yes, they use this strategy in Newport bus station. Apparently the undesirable types hate classical music so they don't hang around and cause trouble if it's played over the loudspeakers.

    • reynard61 9 years ago archived

      Newport, where?! I *LOVE* Classical Music! (Maybe I can get their playlist.)

  • Sturzkampf 10 years ago archived

    Also, notice the portable circle, as pioneered by Voss Malform Removals. Mr Thackerey should start using those.

    • Maria Gerasimova 9 years ago archived

      Such a circle was first used by Sid in the chp1.

      • Sturzkampf 9 years ago archived

        Good call. I'd forgotten.

  • Sturzkampf 10 years ago archived

    I work in administration. We should adopt Mr Thackerey's comment as our new mission statement.

    • Moueska Tonelicci 10 years ago archived

      "Despite appearances, we're here to help." Oh, god, it works for EVERYTHING!!! :D

      • Sturzkampf 9 years ago archived

        How did you know I meant that, and not 'Actually, quite brilliant'? :-)

        • JWLM 9 years ago archived

          Obviously, because you work for a bureaucracy. Bureaucracies are optimized to remove key-man risks, and so brilliance is necessarily punished.

          • Sturzkampf 9 years ago archived

            Ouch. Now that's irony.

            • Euodiachloris 9 years ago archived

              Also truth. ;P

      • Moe Lane 9 years ago archived

        That is possibly the epitome of Player-Character Entrance Lines (Snarky).

  • Margot 10 years ago archived

    That's how she normally opens a door.

  • ThisCat 10 years ago archived

    Ah, yes. Ben knows the power of Wolfe very well.

    • svartalf 9 years ago archived

      There was some questions of whether the Violin might be imbued...and Wolfe brings out it's full power.

  • Tyfariel 9 years ago archived

    "WORR!"

  • EveryZig 9 years ago archived

    Attention seeking?

  • John 9 years ago archived

    Wait, how does Sid know that Wolfe's violin playing is that effective at generating tranquility? I agree with Ben that it is a great idea and I understand why Vee doesn't know that it is a good idea, but when would Sid have gotten the idea that this could work? He broke into the jail and has basically bet the well being of the city on the calming qualities of Wolfe's violin playing, but I don't remember Sid ever hearing Wolfe play. Is this solely based on seeing Wolfe talk Ben and Vee down, or have I missed or forgotten something?

    • non_canon 9 years ago archived

      I think seeing him break Wrath's hold caused Sidney to figure Wolfe was their best bet, and from there he remembered the violin and decided hey, music makes you feel powerful emotions in general so combining the two might just work. I'll admit to being surprised it was Sidney and not Ben who came up with the idea, though, all things considered.

  • Graham Garrett 9 years ago archived

    YES!

  • ClebberWins 5 years ago archived

    aww, ben is learning!

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