November 12th, 2025
November 12th, 2025
12 Nov 2025 · page 1267 of 1306

Make your crush a nice salad. Works every time





Cast: Nicola Barber, Nyree

Comments (24)

  • phlebas 12 months ago archived

    NOT NOW, THEA

  • miriam666 12 months ago archived

    oh tragedy upon tragedies…. You might have to confess to the adventurer during the midst of an adventure, Nyree, oh noooo

  • EnchantressEmily 12 months ago archived

    Nicola looks so different with her hair down !

    • Sturzkampf 12 months ago archived

      Not to mention smiling.

      • Fairportfan 6 months ago archived

        And without the tunic

  • EnchantressEmily 12 months ago archived

    Google Translate says “kai a te kuri” means “dog food”, which doesn’t seem quite right. Anyone have a better translation ?

    • Kate Ashwin 12 months ago archived

      that’s right, it’s used as a curse! the internet told me that, and i wasn’t sure, because internet, so i went digging for confirmation. dug up someone cursing their neighbour out on facebook, and a broadcasting standards document that marked it as offensive, both of which felt official enough to me

      • Fairportfan 12 months ago archived

        My dad {who grew in Berwyn, a Chicago suburb, in the Thirties} had an interesting assortment of Yiddish, Polish and Bohemian {second-generation USAian-born} curses.


        One of his favourites was a Polish curse {which I have no idea how to spell} that he told me meant “dog’s blood”.

        • Eclyocy 12 months ago archived

          Yes, it is “psiakrew”. Even has a Wikipedia page for it! Very popular in the Witcher 3 game (which I very much prefer with the Polish voiceover).

          • Fairportfan 12 months ago archived

            Thank’ee. Been wondering how that's spelt for about seventy years…

            • MoeLane3 11 months ago archived

              The fun thing about Polish curses is that they’re usually spelled how they’re pronounced (Polish is much more phonetically spelled than English is).

        • Kimi 12 months ago archived

          A lot of European curses seem to involve blood from what I have seen (though not European, so I could be completely wrong). French Canadian ones tend to involve more religious terminology. US ones tend to range from religious ones to bodily functions.


          I always found the bloody ones funny, as my French to English dictionary actually had several of these in there and it is something not used at all in the US.


          I always find what cultures use as curses as interesting as their local folk or fairy tales, as it can say a lot about their culture and what they value. It does make me wonder where the dog food one comes from though.


          On a side note, “fudge muffins" is one I find personally amusing, as if anyone asks, you can say “Because they are delicious”. After all, who doesn't want something delicious to relieve their frustration?

          • Philman 12 months ago archived

            The european curses that involve blood are often religious as well, they are often referring to the holy blood of Christ from the crucifixion.

            • lordkobel 12 months ago archived

              Or possibly parentage….

          • Fairportfan 12 months ago archived

            Interestingly enough, i once read an etymology of various curses, and the all-purpose English {as in “what Brits say when they’re upset} curse “bloody” has nothing to do with red liquid - it’s derived from “by Our Lady”, worn down by time…

    • McRocky71 12 months ago archived

      What Google’s AI Overview says: “Kai a te kuri" is a strong Māori curse, similar to "bugger" or "fuck," used to express anger or contempt. Its literal translation, "food of the dog," is much weaker than the actual meaning and does not convey the strength of the emotion behind it. In traditional Māori society, boiling a dog's head would have been the ultimate insult because the head is considered tapu (sacred). 


      Meaning: A very strong curse, similar to "bugger" or "fuck" in English.


      Literal translation: "Food of the dog" or "boiled dog's head".


      Context: Used to express strong anger, hatred, or a lack of desire to do something. The strength of the expression is tied to the ferocity with which it's spoken. 

      • lordkobel 12 months ago archived

        Shun the clanker! Shun! Shuuuuuuunnnnn…… :p

  • Sturzkampf 12 months ago archived

    Considering the number of times Captain Barber has played gooseberry in the past, this is only just and fitting.

  • Fairportfan 12 months ago archived

    “Works every time” except when something interrupts.

  • theSnarkAJ 12 months ago archived

    By gum, I got lost in the plot and had to go back to reread, and thought I’d be rereading up to the end. I haven’t missed it!

  • Darkoneko 12 months ago archived

    Always the timing

  • Grendelkin 12 months ago archived

    Yeah, your timing could be a bit better, Nyree. 😉

  • Dora 12 months ago archived

    “Ffs, can you try and end us all a bit later? I’m flirting here!!!”

  • bagodyce 11 months ago archived

    Thea couldnt ye have waited a few more seconds

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