October 15th, 2019
October 15th, 2019
15 Oct 2019 · page 936 of 1306

Curiouser and curiouser.

Cast: Benjamin Thackerey, Gren, Heinrich Wolfe, Sidney Malik

Comments (53)

  • Nah 7 years ago archived

    I know it's been generations since the last witch but I do wonder if there's any old ass laws regarding witches sitting on the books.

    • Trevor Gale 7 years ago archived

      There probably are, and they're probably stupid.

      • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

        Such as the one where the town council pays the witch a stipend of 500 guineas a year in return for not ripping out anyone's soul.

      • Nah 7 years ago archived

        My hope and prayer is for one where in official events The Witch must identify themselves with a traditional ridiculous hat.

        • Phil 7 years ago archived

          As long as it's blue!

        • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

          I mean, if barristers have to, it's only fair.

          • Emily 7 years ago archived

            Now I'm picturing Knotty in one of those wigs...

            • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

              I mean, he's already basically got that haircut.

    • Heylir 7 years ago archived

      Given the last witch pursued Luxuria "for the rest of her days", witches hadn't to remain nearby their Anchors, at least.

      • Mark Temple 7 years ago archived

        just means they aren't physically constrained. i could see a law saying they aren't supposed to leave the town though

    • rcalmy 7 years ago archived

      "Ye witches fhall not be permitted to sit on ye bookes, fave on ye last Tuesday of ye monthe."


      Or is that not what you had in mind?

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      I mean, there are still old ass laws banning witches on the books. And will be until 1951

  • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

    Malforms know how to write? That throws up all sorts of questions and possibilities.

    • pingo1387 7 years ago archived

      My first thought was Florrie, but now that I think about it... it's got to be the PHoH.

    • Ghostdanser 7 years ago archived

      The Purple Hippo of Happiness would probably use heart shaped O's...and heart shaped dots...and pretty much just hearts in general, assuming that they know how to write of course.

    • Heylir 7 years ago archived

      We saw they do in the bonus story to ch. 2.

      • (Fig.2) Ocean Burning 7 years ago archived

        Oh my goodness, you're right! I had never noticed. It came as quite a shock to me to see today's update and realize that the PHOH was able to act as O'Malley's scribe.

      • Darkoneko Hellsing 7 years ago archived

        wait whaaat

      • ChaosControl 7 years ago archived

        could you link the page it shows up in, please? I can't find it.

  • pingo1387 7 years ago archived

    I love how calm Gren is now that Wolfe's petting her <3

    • Archangel 7 years ago archived

      Wouldn't you be calm if you had a gorgeous German person petting you?

  • Mez ♿ 7 years ago archived

    It is Mal's writing, he just did it like that to throw them off

  • Heylir 7 years ago archived

    I love as even routine investigating (missing person? did he leave a note? is it his handwriting?) in Mal's case isn't so routine! :)

  • Heylir 7 years ago archived

    "He is allowed to make his own choices": now why does it seem to me that Wolfe says not only about Mal's role of the witch? :(

    • pingo1387 7 years ago archived

      I was thinking about this last night! He said in the Pride section of chapter 7 that selfish as it may be he wasn't looking forward to Mal not depending on him anymore. Maybe he was reluctant to look for Mal because he's trying to see the running away as Mal's own decision?

  • Desu 7 years ago archived

    On the hearts, maybe he was in a rare happy mood when he wrote it? :3

  • Amy 7 years ago archived

    My money's absolutely on the PHOH writing that for him

    • Tikatu 7 years ago archived

      Apropos of nothing, I wonder what kind of spell went wrong and produced the PHOH. A happy, helpful, literate malform. (Almost used "buggerup" but that seemed inappropriate when talking about the PHOH. He or she doesn't deserve the term,.)

      • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

        Assuming it was summoned to influence customers or clients (like the bakery and theater malforms from No Rest for the Wicked), my headcanon is that the PHoH was supposed to be imbuing a toy store (ie, it's something like Innocent Delight). Or possibly Affection for a pet shop/shelter (improve the pets' dispositions, make visitors more prone to like the animals).

      • Amy 7 years ago archived

        If I lived in a world where I could imbue things with any emotion I want, I would imbue the heck out of everything with Happiness. So it may just literally have been Happiness.

      • KipOfTheMany 7 years ago archived

        Come to think of it "Malform" may even be inappropriate. The term implies that the spirit badly formed. And if course the PHOH is perfect in every way.

    • Amy 7 years ago archived

      Actually, now that I think about it, I bet he was talking to the HPOH on the chapter's opening page.

  • (Fig.2) Ocean Burning 7 years ago archived

    That fourth panel with Ben and Sid facing each other is just precious

  • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

    I wonder if Ben thinks Mal has been kidnapped? While Wolfe, optimistic, trusting soul that he is, is willing to assume the note is genuine, even if it was dictated rather than written by Mal.

    • Heylir 7 years ago archived

      I think if Ben truly believed Mal has been kidnapped he wouldn't have waited for two weeks...

      • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

        It's possible that he only recently came to believe that.


        But it's since occurred to me that his indignation probably means he's mad that Mal ditched them with no explanation.

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      I mean, what kind of kidnappers would forge a note "from Mal" with anatomically incorrect hearts for 'O's?

  • Composer 99 7 years ago archived

    Based on Ben's expression in the fourth panel, and what one imagines is the tone of his reply, he's definitely not retained any fondness for Sid since the end of the crisis with the Deadlies, if he had developed any in the first place. Or perhaps what little he had has evaporated with the state of Harry's front room and the presence of the, as he might put it, "wretched animal".


    Also, I also at first imagined Florrie writing the note for Mal, but the Purple Hippo of Happiness makes a good deal more sense.

    • Emily 7 years ago archived

      I think Ben's worries about Mal are also making him snappish. Panels 5-6 have the look of a debate that he and Wolfe have had once too often over the last two weeks.

  • DataProwler Netizen 7 years ago archived

    Remember kids, always get consent.

  • kuku 7 years ago archived

    Would Ben like anatomically-correct heart renderings any better?

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      It would be a step in the right direction.

  • Emily 7 years ago archived

    The pictures on the wall behind Sid in panel 6 must be left over from when this was Henry's office. The one on the left looks like Izzy with her hair up, and the one on the right is the family portrait of the Barber siblings that Kate did for a Kickstarter reward once!

  • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

    God, I hate custody disputes

  • Emily 7 years ago archived

    Ben, I’m sure you meant well, but when has telling Mal he “must” do something ever worked?!

    • KipOfTheMany 7 years ago archived

      ...Hhhhmm lemme th- never. Never has that worked.

  • Coldesta Lelast - Sorceress 7 years ago archived

    Hand guided by the magical hippo


    I may not be able to read, but something's off 'bout that. You best not be doing some buggery to me.

  • Ilmari 7 years ago archived

    I now picture Mal correcting whoever he got to write the letter:


    "no,I rec'gnise that one, that's an 'o'... if 'fer' 'ad an 'o' innit, y'd 'ear it. It'd be pr'nounced foooooore. Get it right."

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