September 25th, 2018
September 25th, 2018
25 Sept 2018 · page 837 of 1306

Nailed it.

Cast: Eliza Swift, Parsley, Vincent Knott

Comments (84)

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 8 years ago archived

    KITTY !

    • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

      Really, how is Parsley not getting due credit in the cast list for each page?

  • Imagine Ink 8 years ago archived

    Neither Harry nor Mal are going to like this one bit.

  • Hogan 8 years ago archived

    Nailed it allright!

    But I think she hit her finger in the process XD

  • Tyler Shelton 8 years ago archived

    And Mal just seizes the opportunity to go, "Yup, you guessed it, that's correct, goodbye everyone"

  • Eve 8 years ago archived

    Well she played the role of half a witch

    • AJ 8 years ago archived

      More like the witch's magic feather.

  • SpitefulFox 8 years ago archived

    The sheer realism in panel 5.

  • non_canon 8 years ago archived

    All joking aside, that really is an impressive board if details about what went on are being kept quiet (which must have been quite a job considering how many people witnessed/were affected by the Sins and the Outside Team dealing with them). From this new angle it looks like the missing people are Harry and Lei, with Lei being marked as having escaped during the riot.

    • Moe Lane 8 years ago archived

      Lei got away. Excellent.

  • Heylir 8 years ago archived

    Now, how much brilliant Elisa's conclusion is, I am more concerned about her words in the first panel.


    Well, it seems (from Elisa's drawing) that Lei wasn't caught and jailed again.

    • non_canon 8 years ago archived

      I know, I'm really curious (and a little worried) about what happened to the old hangman.

      • Phil 8 years ago archived

        Well there were riots at the prison...

      • Heylir 8 years ago archived

        Maybe, he escaped in riot.


        TBH, I am more concerned about people who are about to be hanged. One can understand Elisa's words as that "the Sin incident" is the reason of future hangings. And I doubt if it is fair to hold people culpable for crimes they committed under free and powerful Deadlies' influence.


        But maybe, she means just "they need a new hangman now as the need in them arises", and that guy Sharpe is only candidate for the gibbet.

        • non_canon 8 years ago archived

          See, the Sins' influence is what I was thinking of when I said worried. Because if people don't realize how much they were controlled it raises the potential for some really bad situations.

          • Heylir 8 years ago archived

            Yeah, from the ch. 5 I was guessing how much ignorant about magic/spirits/what spirits are able to do a "commoner" like Voss can be. Did he have any slightest notion of how dangerous messing with Deadlies is? (OK, in his case just plain common sense would be enough...)


            Still, I suppose (non-wizard) people of Widdershins know at least something about magic, enough for anti-magic campaign in ch. 2, even if it was inspired by Fairbairn. (She tells crowd, "...they were using spirits to influence their audience's mood!") At other hand, the cries of "un-enchanted" audience in the Theatre: "It was a trick! That spirit..! What did I do?" imply that some of them realised what was happened.

        • Sturzkampf 8 years ago archived

          There's that bounder MacCavity. They haven't hanged him yet. What do I pay my taxes for?

          • Heylir 8 years ago archived

            Yeah, I wondered about that, too. Not about taxes, actually, but whom they see as deserving hanging if McCavity (guility, besides theft, in a few attempts of murder) isn't.


            I'm really curious what Sharpe has done.

  • AbbyLark 8 years ago archived

    It's much more believable than "The witch is a ratty middle-aged colorblind hobo who can't read."

    • DanSch 8 years ago archived

      And just when the souvenir shops of Widdershins have stocked up on little Harry-the-Widdershins-Witch figurines, she returns and the truth comes out.

    • Emily 8 years ago archived

      >middle-aged


      Mal's in his twenties - he just acquired the white streaks in his hair early.

      • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

        To quote a dissertation on the subject by one Dr. Jones, "It's not the years, it's the mileage."

      • Dwarf 8 years ago archived

        Given his past luck, his twenties might actually be half his expected lifespan, so middle-aged :P

        • Phlebas 8 years ago archived

          That raises a good point - does being the Witch affect life expectancy? I don't think we have any information on the matter but it seems like the kind of status that might come with an extended lifespan or even limited immortality as a perk.

          • Dwarf 8 years ago archived

            As it also paints a huge target on ones back I'm not that confident it EXTENDS ones lifeexpectancy. But lifeexpectancy and lifespan are not the same, so who knows?

          • Moe Lane 8 years ago archived

            For that matter; how does having magic affect life expectancy? The streets are amazingly clean in Widdershins and I imagine being able to work with spirits of Health, Surcease, and Fortitude is likely having an effect on the local population.

            • Michael Brewer 7 years ago archived

              If you look back at the last witch when she summoned Lust, she looks like she's getting younger/more attractive during the summoning, so I doubt being a witch confers immortality.

          • JWLM 8 years ago archived

            We know for a fact that the benevolent malforms, such as the Purple Hippo of Happiness, like Mal and will do things to help or protect him. I wouldn't be surprised if they also kept him healthier, too.

          • Odo 8 years ago archived

            Or the work hazards might mitigate against such life extending magic being any use at all.

        • BrokenEye 8 years ago archived

          Plus he's poor and this is urban Victorian England. Going by average life expectancies, he's already been dead for a few years now.

  • Stephen Riggs 8 years ago archived

    Well, we are in Harry's time, anyway. Now, if only we can get her back to this place. ...

  • Phil 8 years ago archived

    How much is being "covered up" by the government, and how much do the government just not know about? I can't imaging Mal being one to just up and tell them who he is and what he did!

    • Deepbluediver 8 years ago archived

      Since we only have Eliza's word on it right now, I think it might be more of the latter. Look at how many conspiracies today get blamed on the government for reasons that only make sense to wackjobs.

    • Emily 8 years ago archived

      I think it's not so much that anything's being covered up as that the new witch is a grumpy sod who just wants to keep his head down and hope it blows over!

  • Sturzkampf 8 years ago archived

    Mr Knott really hates cats doesn't he?

    • Kate A 8 years ago archived

      he likes them, he just isn't used to them and how much they put their entire tail right in your face at the soonest opportunity

      • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

        Reminds me of when I first started dating my now-fiance. I didn't grow up with pets, so it took me a while to get used to his family cat just sort of jumping up and walking over my lap at various times.

      • Sturzkampf 8 years ago archived

        I was basing my theory on Parsley's actions rather than Mr Knott's reactions. Cats know instinctively when someone doesn't like them or has a cat allergy, so they immediately jump on their lap out of petty malice.

        • Margot 8 years ago archived

          True fact. Or possibly they are offended because we ignore them.

          • Margot 8 years ago archived

            (I'm only mildly allergic and I like cats fine, just apparently not as much as everyone else does. Many cats seem to respond to this by twining around my legs or rubbing themselves against me/the jumper that I just took off...)

        • tlh-in-tlh 5 years ago archived

          Cats seem to interpret brief or indirect glances as friendly and direct stares as aggressive. Humans who don't like cats frequently don't look at them much, or only look at them out of the corners of their eyes...

      • BrokenEye 8 years ago archived

        I've been living with cats my entire life and I still haven't gotten used to that.

  • Greenwood Goat 8 years ago archived

    Taking everybody's points here, while the Witch of Widdershins is chosen by arcane forces, and the post must be rooted in substance and function rather than style or form, I'm wondering what functions and duties the Witch has to be seen to perform publicly. Would Mal be able to palm off all the public stuff to a stand-in "official" Witch, and do his job unseen, in the background? It will be interesting to see...


    Mal: Palmin' off the public stuff to a stand-in sounds good. puts feet up Who's volunteerin'?


    Ben: No, it doesn't sound good at all. Even though a stand-in couldn't help but look more respectable...


    Sid: Well, don't look at me, ha ha ha... extreme awkwardness


    Vee: sweeps in in grand witch costume Did someone mention a stand-in Witch? throws down pattern of smoke bombs pose


    Tim: enters in his Master Chung Soo costume radiates gravitas releases pattern of white doves from behind his back


    Vee & Tim: commence stage magic battle


    Ben: tries to catch the doves before they mess the place up


    Sid: awkwardly tries to shoo away the dove that's landed on his head


    >:=)>

    • non_canon 8 years ago archived

      See, I've always held the headcanon that he would have Ben be his public face in the academic world and Wolfe be his public face at functions and the like, since they are the people he trusts the most outside of Harry. Going to be interesting to see how this pans out.

  • Heylir 8 years ago archived

    I have noticed just now, on the board: "Spirits control humans? Is this even possible??" Well, I think the answer strongly depends on chosen meaning of the word "control". :/

    • Fairportfan 8 years ago archived

      ...and the exact meaning of "spirit"...

  • DataProwler Netizen 8 years ago archived

    Swing and a miss!

    • non_canon 8 years ago archived

      Well, considering how much Harry did while there it's almost more like the ball clipped the bat and spun off somewhere.

  • rcalmy 8 years ago archived

    Eliza, I've only just met you and already I've got to say it: Don't ever change.

  • Tilly Jackson 8 years ago archived

    Off topic, but I'm seeing a lot of greens and browns in this chapter. I wonder what that means now that there's no deadly about to dictate the colour scheme.

    I love all the little details like that, and all the foreshadowing/cameos!

  • Kristen Thacker 8 years ago archived

    so close and yet so far

  • Emily 8 years ago archived

    One of the notes on the chalkboard says “Why? To what end?” To find the answer to that one, Eliza, you’d need to think like Luxuria, and I really don’t advise that...

  • Archangel 8 years ago archived

    So close... and yet so far. Not an unreasonable hypothesis on its face, though.

    • BrokenEye 8 years ago archived

      I'm telling you, that Clark Kent is some sort of supervillain. Why else would he run and hide whenever Superman shows up?

  • billydaking 8 years ago archived

    Can't wait for the day that Eliza meets Mal. Especially if she's still convinced Harry is the witch.


    Also....DRAMATIC POSES (whatever is in that tea?)

  • D. Schwartz 8 years ago archived

    Ah the overenthusiastic amateur sleuth. Showing why professionals have their place.

  • Altzbeta Boutelier 8 years ago archived

    So close, Eliza. Not quite - but probably closer than anyone else.

  • Skralin 8 years ago archived

    Swing and a miss.

  • JWLM 8 years ago archived

    Paradoxically, her argument is not unreasonable. It's got some parts which are patent nonsense: "the government is hiding it" and "the witch must be missing", but she has nailed the key point, which is that Harriet Barber's absence is something which should be investigated.


    Sadly, this means it'll be years IRL before Harry comes back.

    • Del 8 years ago archived

      I hope she doesn't run out of tobacco!

  • Athaic 8 years ago archived

    There is a new witch in Widdershins, and since she assumed her functions, she hasn't been seen around. Like she is not in Widdershins anymore.

    Uh-uh.


    BTW, panel 2 - Eliza is indeed very swift. Flowing up from a sitting position with a fluid determination.

  • Frankie D. 8 years ago archived

    HOLD IT!!!

  • Jack Of Clubs 8 years ago archived

    Grossman's Law: "Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers." This is a famous misquote of H.L. Mencken: "There is always an easy solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong."

  • Heylir 8 years ago archived

    I see "Harriet Barber / Hunter".

  • Zoë Z. Snazzy 8 years ago archived

    Hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm so close, but no cigar

    • Zoë Z. Snazzy 8 years ago archived

      Also i cannot say enough how happy Eliza makes me

    • Emily 8 years ago archived

      Since we're talking about Harry, maybe it should be "Close, but no pipe". ; )

      • Zoë Z. Snazzy 8 years ago archived

        True, true

        How could i forget

  • Heylir 8 years ago archived

    I would like to see Harry saying "I ain't a witch" and O'Malley hearing that. :)

  • Haven 8 years ago archived

    For all the trappings Eliza has as a conspiracy theorist, that's a pretty solid line of investigation and deduction.


    Consider: all the witchy stuff happened on the other side of the door, which is effectively a black box in that no one else had any access to the events on that side. From the outside world's point of view, the sins started rampaging all over town, Harry and a large group went to the anchor, then everyone else in the group except for Harry and maybe some other guy started popping up around town dealing with the sins, then the sins stopped rampaging and Harry wasn't seen again.


    Plus, Harry's bloodline is that of a witch, and she's well-known for heroics, including, specifically, having dealt with at least one Deadly--most of those incidents weren't witnessed by the general public, but someone must have recognized the giant peacock escaping from an exploding metal husk as Pride.


    This information probably took a lot of research--depending on which parts are common knowledge, but the key fact that Harry and a former low-ranking municipal employee entered a magic door wasn't witnessed by anyone but the protagonists, so that's something that would have to be pieced together.


    She's asking all the right questions and she's doing amazing with the information that's available.

    • Emily 8 years ago archived

      That’s a really good point - Harry is the granddaughter of a famous hunter and well-known in her own right. Practically no one except Wolfe, Ben, and Nicola had ever heard of Mal until now.


      Although, come to think of it, Eliza has actually met him, since Swift’s Apothecary had the Malform Busters in at least once. He probably just didn’t register at the time. [https://www.widdershinscomi...](https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/july-21st-2014/ "https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/july-21st-2014/")

      • Heylir 8 years ago archived

        Well, that so-relevant "And they didn't break a thing" rather makes me think that she met them more than once. :) (Though, maybe, she just heard about their work from others, or she just said that, without the implication "...unlike you".)


        And if she really did see as the Malform Busters work, she could have remembered the weird guy who can see buggerups.


        Edit: I had noticed just now, the door warning "No govern[ment officials?]" :)

  • Euodiachloris 8 years ago archived

    She's got a shot at getting to the Olympics, I'd say. :)

  • Nonesuch 8 years ago archived

    They're both adorable, aren't they? ^_^

  • BrokenEye 8 years ago archived

    It would appear Verity's anime character delusion is spreading. God have mercy on us all.

  • BrokenEye 8 years ago archived

    The government you say? This could only be the work of *Blake and Bryony Thackerey, Secret Agents!*


    If I repeat it often enough, it automatically becomes canon. That's how that works, right?

  • Ghostdanser 8 years ago archived

    "We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!) Burn her burn her!"


    In all fairness though...it's much more reasonable than the "NASA faked the moon landings" theory. Oh, and I like Eliza, but one question, is that tea or coffee? Cause if that's tea I hate to think how hyper she would be after drinking some good java.

  • Mujaki 8 years ago archived

    She's been SEEN, just not in town.

    It's not like the whole thing turned her invisible! Bad enough that most malforms are, but unseen people? That's trouble!

  • Dale Miel 8 years ago archived

    Eliza is making assumptions, and I think we all know what happens when you ass-u-me something.

  • Sarah Hardister 8 years ago archived

    I cannot get enough of Swifty's body language. It's so wonderfully snappy and characteristic! I love it, Kate!

  • Moueska Tonelicci 8 years ago archived

    God, her reasoning is JUST what led me down an incorrect path towards a "bad end" the other day. Oh well.


    Also, may I say that I ADORE the Hyouin Kyouma in her poses?!

  • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

    I'd give that once over before you go to Scotland Yard asking for a job. :-P

  • Scottygroundhog 8 years ago archived

    ooo. so close.

  • Nik 8 months ago archived

    I am oh so ever so very slightly disappointed that the word “noticeable”, spelled howver, is not on the conspiracy board. :-P

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