June 11th, 2019
June 11th, 2019
11 Jun 2019 · page 903 of 1306

You're not going to like it.

Cast: Dr Esther Flack, Robert Hackett, Vincent Knott

Comments (45)

  • Ghostdanser 7 years ago archived

    Dr. Flack is channeling her inner Blackadder with that last expression...

    "I’ve got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

    • Desu 7 years ago archived

      You have my upvote :3

    • JoyKillz 7 years ago archived

      Wait that's a plan? I thought it was a Weasel missing it's tail!

    • StLOrca 7 years ago archived

      Any Blackadder quote automatically gets a +5 from me.

    • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

      Does that mean Mayor Hackett is Baldrick, Percy, or George?

      • Lordlyhour 7 years ago archived

        Yes

        • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

          But which one!?

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 7 years ago archived

    He froze

    • AJ 7 years ago archived

      Quick, what OS is he running? Do we crt+alt+del or cmd+alt+esc? What if he's running a homebrew? How can we unfreeze him before Flack's plan brings him to his final bluescreen?

      • David Howard 7 years ago archived

        Ahhh oh crud umm... just cycle the power! aaaahhh!

        Oh crud I think I fried the ram :(

      • CyberSkull 7 years ago archived

        Surprisingly alt works just as well as pressing option.

        • AJ 7 years ago archived

          I'm feeling dense today. This is obviously a joke on how alt and opt are the same key, but... I said alt...

      • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

        Probably OS2 Warp.

      • Tamisin731 7 years ago archived

        Tamisin731.exe has stopped working due to computer pun overload.

        • AJ 7 years ago archived

          I think you might need to download some more RAM if that bitty pun is shutting down operations.

  • pingo1387 7 years ago archived

    Oh hell, Knotty better get his running feet back on quick

  • ThisCat 7 years ago archived

    You leave the boy alone! Haven’t you done enough?

  • ghosty 7 years ago archived

    you can't be the hangman im already the hangman

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      Try not to tie yourself in knots over it

  • Maria Gerasimova 7 years ago archived

    It's up to you, now, Vince...

  • Desu 7 years ago archived

    Flack's smirk... I do not like that grin o' evil T_T

  • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

    I knew it! They're going to put a bad wig on Mr Knott and pretend he's Sharpe.

    • JoyKillz 7 years ago archived

      yeah, if you've got illusory magic that'd possibly work, anyone putting him up or any last requests would inadvertently screw with a lot of that.

      • AJ 7 years ago archived

        Shhhhhh, he's joking.

        • JoyKillz 7 years ago archived

          who knows at this point.

          • AJ 7 years ago archived

            With Sturzkamf you can assume he's both sarcastic and roleplaying, because it's incredibly rare that he's not. ;)

            • AJ 7 years ago archived

              Also I hope he will forgive my omission of his P, especially since I'm not a particularly worthy enemy, and I'm sure maternity clothes are not his size.

  • Jess-a-men 7 years ago archived

    She better don't try to get him hanged, else she'll run into some serious hangman-related issues. I doubt his father will agree to pull the lever for his own son.

    • Emily 7 years ago archived

      And she doesn't know that Knotty is a hangman, not a lawyer, so maybe that will be what thwarts her plan.

      • David Howard 7 years ago archived

        It also helps that traditionally, executioner's jobs weren't coveted. Not a lot of people wanted to do it, but you also couldn't casually take over and be the hangman even if you wanted to.

  • Emily 7 years ago archived

    Oh, man, poor Knotty. He's still in shock from seeing his best friend and the guy he was becoming close with apparently pushed to their deaths - he's not going to be in very good shape to counter whatever Flack's planning to do.

    • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

      I thought he was counting until he heard the 'splat', to work out how deep the hole is.

  • John 7 years ago archived

    "Escort Rana to her rally", that way on of our main characters can yell "Quiescete!" and let Rana destroy you.


    I do not see how Sharpe and Eliza will escape their current predicament, but I am assuming that they will find a way.

    • awhorl 7 years ago archived

      Probably that's just one of the entrances to the kitchen and they'll show up at the rally.

  • Laslan 7 years ago archived

    So, Sharpe is a wizard (if a very inadequate one, from how he's talked about), and we know intense emotions from wizards close to the Anchor can summon spirits without bothering with rituals.


    Therefore, the only question is what emotion would be sufficiently intense to summon a spirit that could fly Swift and Sharpe out of the pit...

    • wilddeath 7 years ago archived

      desperation?

    • CyberSkull 7 years ago archived

      Sheer bloody terror?

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      Vertigo?

    • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

      His ego is large enough to act as a passenger dirigible.

  • DataProwler Netizen 7 years ago archived

    And the Knotty snapped and killed everyone. The end.

  • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

    Oh, Mr. Hackett, I fear you have misunderstood what is meant by the term "fall guy".

  • Farawayeaves 7 years ago archived

    So she’s gonna hang Knotty,... but he’s the hangman....

    Does this mean he has to hang himself??

  • =Tamar 7 years ago archived

    So I was wrong, she did plan to have him present it as his own work. I wonder how much she marked down his real work in order to make him eager to claim credit for anything he could grab. Not that it absolves him, but she does seem to have pushed him in that direction.

  • Tamisin731 7 years ago archived

    An idea of a horrible awful verity!

  • Archangel 7 years ago archived

    I just noticed what a lovely slim neck you have, Doctor... perfect for a hemp necklace...

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