June 7th, 2019
June 7th, 2019
7 Jun 2019 · page 902 of 1306

Pretty terrible campaign slogan, if we're being honest

Cast: Eliza Swift, Robert Hackett, Vincent Knott, Will Sharpe

Comments (57)

  • Stretch Longfellow 7 years ago archived

    Well, poop.

    • Phil 7 years ago archived

      If that's the only thing down that pit then they'll be lucky.

      • Pyrpyr 7 years ago archived

        Soft landings~

  • Irairo 7 years ago archived

    Well the mayor's an idiot. Forgot that they needed Sharpe to be the fall guy for magic brainwashing.

    • Neoriceisgood 7 years ago archived

      What are you talking about? He still looks like a fall guy to me, more so than ever.

      • Pat 7 years ago archived

        "Fall guy" and "falling guy" are surprisingly different things.

        • Kitsuneko 7 years ago archived

          They want him to take the fall in either case.

    • BCB 7 years ago archived

      They can say that Knott helped Will escape and execute him instead. Is anyone thinking of The Mikado?

      • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

        Does this mean Mr Knott will end up marrying Dr Flack?

    • Lackadaisical 7 years ago archived

      No, only Dr Flack needed Sharpe as the fall guy. He doesn't seem the type to be loyal to his allies and so probably doesn't care about protecting her from suspicion so long as he avoids blame. Now the brain washing is done Dr Flack is not only the next possible loose end but also a very dangerous one that he knows may one day brainwash him as the next puppet.

  • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

    That's embarrassing! How can Ms Rana have an anti-hanging demonstration if there's no-one to hang? Not that she cares anymore.

  • Desu 7 years ago archived

    Well, guess when push comes to shove the Mayor doesn't have time for drop outs ^^;;


    Also now I can't stop imagining O'Malley swearing like mad about these unexpected visitors just dropping in XD

  • ThisCat 7 years ago archived

    Well... on the plus side, we get to find out what’s down there!

    • Phlebas 7 years ago archived

      Good thing it's a magic pit, right?

      • billydaking 7 years ago archived

        We think.....


        (Eliza: "You THINK?!")

    • Michael Brewer 7 years ago archived

      Maybe there's some Hope at the bottom that they can use to float back up here?


      If not, I suspect we'll need someone stupid enough to summon Gluttony again to mess with Time. And, since you'd need to do it from one of the other anchors, you'd probably need Sloth to mess with Space.

  • ghosty 7 years ago archived

    Push the mayor down too, knotty! and then flack pushes him and then Adderstone pushes her and she falls down too from sleepy justice disease. like dominos! a perfect crime!

    • Emily 7 years ago archived

      The sleepy woman is Councilwoman Rana, not Justice Adderstone (whom we haven't met).

  • Ghostdanser 7 years ago archived

    I am rooting for the Purple Hippo of Happiness to be down in that pit.

  • Moe Lane 7 years ago archived

    Man, it could go really dark from here.


    No, even darker.


    Seriously. Even darker than that, too.

    • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

      And none of them brought a lamp!

      • JWLM 7 years ago archived

        They may be eaten by a grue

  • K25fF 7 years ago archived

    [minutes later, they pop out the other side of the Earth, screaming]

  • Emily 7 years ago archived

    Now what's Knotty going to do? Will he jump down after them, or try to do something up here?

    • Darkoneko Hellsing 7 years ago archived

      i can't really imagine him being useful by himself

      • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

        Though I can't really imagine him being useful falling down a bottomless pit either

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 7 years ago archived

    This ! Is ! Widdershins.

  • Tales 7 years ago archived

    Well lets see with Knotty being a conscientious objector when it comes to hangings and as he was the last person to see Sharpe in his cell, it should be easy enough for Flack to pin him as the one who let Sharpe escape and thus she still gets to have a hanging.


    Of course this still leaves it open to allowing Swift and Sharpe to save him or Knott can just potentially Quiescete himself out.

    • pingo1387 7 years ago archived

      He already knows the failsafe word and that Councilwoman Rana is under the spell. If he frees her right there, it's possible she could help him hold back Flack and the mayor, and assuming she remembers what happened when she was under the spell, she could help testify against them.

      • Emily 7 years ago archived

        He knows the word, but can he use it? It’s entirely possible it only works when said in Wizard Speak.

        • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

          I think it's not so much that it only works if you talk in Wizard Speak as it is if you're talking in Wizard Speak, that means it worked

    • David Howard 7 years ago archived

      Of course she just has to mind control him for that... however since he knows about the mind control he can plan beforehand to say the magic words to not be mind controlled even if he isn't mind controlled (because he wouldn't think he was when he was) and then... also there would be a lot more investigation for Knotty because the hangman's his dad and nobody else liked doing that job.

  • miniplane 7 years ago archived

    What are the odds they just come falling back down from the ceiling?

  • pingo1387 7 years ago archived

    The end of Widdershins will just be a sitcom of all the cast stuck on that island trying to coexist

    • kuku 7 years ago archived

      Now the theme to Gilligan's Island is playing in my head. Which dates me, I'm sure.

      • Thor 7 years ago archived

        Fun fact about Gilligan's Island: The 7 characters were [meant to represent](https://www.npr.org/sections/incharacter/2008/01/your_turn_gilligan.html "https://www.npr.org/sections/incharacter/2008/01/your_turn_gilligan.html") the Seven Deadly Sins, who I believe also have some sort of connection to the story of Widdershins.

        • kuku 7 years ago archived

          Huh - I remember them as more innocuous. What was Mary Ann's sin?

          • M. Peach 7 years ago archived

            The article leaves out greed, envy, and gluttony. Mr. Howell could be greed, but that leaves Mary Ann and Mrs. Howell as envy and gluttony. I'm not sure any of them was a really good match...

            • kuku 7 years ago archived

              Perhaps I must rewatch an episode (for the first time in decades) as research. I could imagine Mary Ann having a hard time forgoing extra cupcakes but I'm not sure what all there was to be gluttonous over on the island....

          • Thor 7 years ago archived

            Envy, I believe. Especially of Ginger. In one episode, she even got bonked in the head and believed that she was Ginger.

            Gilligan was Sloth. Professor was Pride. Ginger was Lust. Mr. Howell was Greed. And then the answers on the internet vary. One of the biggest points of contention is whether Skipper was Wrath or Gluttony. And then some say that Mrs. Howell was Sloth, because she did nothing useful.

            All in all, I think it was more of a jumping off point, rather than a hard and fast rule.

        • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

          "meant to"

      • DB (NOT Cooper) 7 years ago archived

        The Marines Hymn scans to that tune, dangerously well.... ‘Scuse me, gotta run!

      • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

        The Minnow was wrecked deliberately by the government. It was an experiment to see how a miniature cross‐section of American society would fare in a setting analogous to a post‐nuclear wasteland. It was the height of the Cold War, after all.

        • kuku 7 years ago archived

          Uh oh. At least the post nuclear wasteland had palm trees?

    • billydaking 7 years ago archived

      With everybody trying to be voted off the island....

  • Darsara 7 years ago archived

    They fall for a very long time, then land on Harry.

  • flipwizard 7 years ago archived

    ahhhH!

  • Composer 99 7 years ago archived

    How to tell you've graduated to being a Real Villain™: push people over into long falls - to their deaths (you're hoping).


    Hackett has a willingness to get his hands dirty that you would admire if he weren't using it for murder.

  • buam 7 years ago archived

    Huh, I wonder if they'll pop out on the island?

  • JWLM 7 years ago archived

    Evidently, he decided that it wasn't enough to set up Sharpe for the long drop...

  • friendlymosquito 7 years ago archived

    I feel bad for Knotty. His friends will be fine, but HE doesn't know that <.<

  • Naldru 7 years ago archived

    Would a hangman normally carry a length of rope.

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      Oh yeah, you never know when you might need to hang someone on short notice

      • Norman Perrin 7 years ago archived

        You need to hang them on tall notice.

  • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

    Everyone who guessed the thing with the pit, give yourselves a pat on the back.

  • Elias Krebs 7 years ago archived

    WhEeEeEeEeE

  • awhorl 7 years ago archived

    How would the portraits feel about this if they got wind of it? Or are they uh being restored?

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